Beards are nowhere near as manly as a big, bushy, moustache.
In a deck of cards, only the king of hearts doesnt have a moustache.
The are generally 150000 hairs on a mans face.
A marines moustache cannot be over a half inch long.
I freaking love moustaches. Handlebars, french, Chuck Norris, they all rule. Studies show, women think men with moustaches are manlier than ones without. Studie also show that dudes love them, being the touch them over 700 times a day. I mean, touch their own moustache, not someone elses. That would be wierd. I personally believe it gives a man courage, too. It really defines who you are. So really, if you're timid, lonely or non-awesome, grow a moustache.
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Le see you later,
Jackman le out.
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